"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
im gonna fucking ACE this essay
like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?
this isnt even an exaggeration
like at all
my mum told me that a week before i was born she was having severe contractions and was sent to hospital and they were all ready for me to come out and even gave my her an epidural but then i ‘gave up’ all of a sudden until the following week and that is the story of how i procrastinated my own birth